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Post by Speedy on Jul 3, 2010 6:27:18 GMT -5
A burp resounded across pizza corner. One could trace this awesome expression of dietary satisfaction to someone lounging upon a chair. Two of the four legs had left the ground, and two seemed dangerously close to follow. A pair of long legs had stretched upon the table-top, and they moved slightly in time, almost as though moving to an unknown beat. following that up, you saw a young man holding a slice of pizza that threatened to drip cheese over his pristine red and yellow uniform.
"This is what I'm talking about," said Speedy, the quasi-hero more like a mercenary. He took a large bite of the pizza, somehow managing to chew around a confident smile. The archer saluted a passerby, before whistling loud and long at a nearby waitress.
"You make the money doing the things that no one else can do, and enjoy the perks that follow," he explained to the empty air. The rest of his pizza went into his mouth, and he began chewing in a manner closely imitating that of the wild chipmunk. Without even emptying the food within his mouth, he began licking the cheese and grease off his fingers.
This was the life.
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